Why?!?!
jayjayvanzz:

I think I won the entire game
wish-i-had-a-pocket-sized-t-rex:

"Walk up in the club like what up I got a big penguin" 

blessthebutt:

my favorite flavor of cake is more

(Source: asscop)


kinky-cam-doll:

Will never not be the best reaction gif use

deanpendragon:

jaclcfrost:

a good response to the question “how old are you?” is something along the lines of “dunno i stopped counting after the first few centuries”

and it needs to be said seriously without smiling or humor or as casually as possible and followed by “so anyway” and a subject change as if it’s completely normal

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dreams-over-life:

spangefucker:

why’d you only call me when you’re high

Figure 4.20

dogpuncher:

i am currently suffering from severe lack of kisses, please donate to my cause

(Source: boinymph)


clusterphoque:

do you ever get weirded out by the fact that everyone around you is constantly within their own mind and thinking a million secret thoughts and battling internal struggles just like you and that you’re not the only one who thinks these things and that the people around you aren’t just faces meant to fill up your life but they’re actually really deep people who have a lot more to them than you ever actually even think about


prollyright:

napping together is my kind of date