"if you’re straight then why did you say she was hot"
yo i’m straight not blind
One time a nun at my school saw a hot guy and said “woah God did a nice job on that one” and we all looked at her like ??? and she goes “I’m allowed to look at the menu I just can’t order”
Best attitude to life ever.
remember this was the trailer before the movie on every tape and you would always see this part
Kitten rejected by mother and raised by golden retriever
Annie Leibovitz’s Disney Dream Portraits
I like how there’s just two pictures of Jack Sparrow
I was going to just like this but then there was Jack Sparrow. Twice.
i heard you were talking shit about severus snape have a high five and your bedtime is never
is this what harry’s life would have been like if he grew up with sirius
"Do you realise how many carbs is in tha-"
This speaks to me on so many levels right now
I wanna be in that relationship were I can just do the stupidest shit. Like legit, dance in public with me, make faces at me, do accents with me, hell, make fun of my bad habits in a funny way. I don’t care, just have fun with me.
tHIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN
NOT JUST TWO DASH THINGS
AND THEY ARE ALL PERFECT NO DON’T TOUCH ME
What if…Frozen Theory
What if Hans still loves Anna?
What if when they trolls said “Get the fiancee out of the way” they meant it?
What if they cast a spell on Hans that replaced his feelings for her with greed?
What if Hans is stuck inside his own mind, screaming and crying, because the love of his life is slipping through his fingers, by his own hand?
What if the open door never closed?
HOLY CRAP THAT’S GOLD
I don’t know anyone who has seen this on their dash and not reblogged it
my life is changed